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Jokes that fit into a single text message...
A woman walked into a fancy cocktail bar and asked the barman for a "double entendre" - so he gave her one! Four
fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your
type in here" A
priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some
kind of joke?" A
sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in
here" A
dyslexic man walks into a bra A
man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint
please, and one for the road." A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Did
you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal
work? He wanted to transcend dental medication. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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