Star Trek
Home Up

 

OK. I know we are old enough to know better but I always wanted to captain a starship. I saw all those programmes on the television promising us we'd have space colonies and personal jet packs by 1999. What happened? I'll tell you what happened: Center Parcs and in-line skates.

How could we turn down the chance to finally make it?

 

Initial contact on the planet.

Captain Jane covers as First Officer (Diplomacy) Kathy uses the international Newport sign for "We come in peace but we'll 'ave you later"

Captain Jane takes advice from First Officer (Diplomacy) Kathy over the threats made by the Romulans.

 

The Captain sees off the threat using the "I'm from Ringland and don't scare easily" stare

 

The ghostly apparition of the 2" high head of Jean Luc Picard.