Jaffa cakes are not a good source of vitamin C.

When categorising food, remember that if it doesn't go with vodka it goes with brandy.

By drinking champagne out of pint glasses it is possible to considerably reduce trips to the fridge. (Click here for demonstration)

The perfect hostess always serves crisps with white wine and peanuts with red wine.

Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying it in the first place

Anorexics, when your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating cakes again.

Thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard. 

Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.