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A trip through life

Here are some hints and tips to help you through life. More contributions welcome.

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Secret Santa - answers

 
1

Osama Bin Laden

2

David Blunkett

 

3

Paul Burrell

 

4

Donald Rumsfeld

5

Peter Kay

 

6

Paula Radcliffe

7

Ian Wright

 

8

Kelly Holmes

 

9

Sanjeev Bhaskar

 

10

JK Rowling

 

11

Ken Livingstone

12

Boris Johnson

 

13

Greg Dyke

 

14

Kimberly Quinn

 

15

Alistair Cambell

 

16

Ana Matronic

 

17

Robbie Williams

 

18

Joanna Lumley

 

19

Paul Boateng

 

20

Jimmi Harkishin

 

"Have nothing around you that is not practical or attractive"

 

Neither practical nor attractive