Cast of featured characters:

Kathy Edge - a quiet woman. She never drinks, doesn't smoke and is first officer (diplomacy) on the Starship Enterprise. (She's the one giving the thumbs up)

Julian Blake - a suave man about town, known for his love of nature and clean living (that's what he tells people over the phone anyway)

Stiky - Murenger regular, famous for his musical abilities and his experiments with lager

Gwen - long suffering partner of Stiky - as such a saint of a woman

Roly - mine host of the Stamford Arms, never known to touch a drop himself

Chris - a woman with a proper grown up job, unlike her husband

Gail - the only person to have persuaded Jane that it was normal at barbecues to sit in sub zero temperatures with a duvet around her shoulders

Joanna - famous contemporary artist and vodka drinker

Norton dog - best conversationalist in the Wrestlers

Graham - a professional patio layer who has kept Kiplings Indian Restaurant in business for several years

Sasha - a woman with her own well and an ability to consume wine that is out of keeping with her size

Andy - our very own Handy Andy. Everyone's first choice of who to be stranded on a desert island with - guaranteed to have built a palace by the time you are rescued.

Niall - Welsh political agitator and drinker - is there another kind of Welshman?