Hunting the Searchers

Documentary film/ reality TV

Following an ordinary member of the public with no connection to the media industry as they try to persuade The Searchers to get back together to play one song live and on camera. Any deceased members can be substituted with their nearest living relative with the appropriate level of talent.

If successful the person is given a house.

Would work equally well as 'Beatle Hunt' where the person has to persuade The Beatles to reform but the reward would have to involve a considerably better house.

The Dangerous Cheese Barn

Set in Wales (south)

Following the EU ban on unpasturised cheese the locals meet in the 'dangerous cheese barn' to buy their supplies.

Secret cheese police are sent (One from Whitehall and one from Brittany). They are played off each other by the locals with hilarious consequences.

Starring

Gerard Depardieu

Freddy Jones

Stephen Fry

With Ruth Madoc as the older sexy woman

All ideas owned by Jane Owen who is happy to negotiate a huge fee for their use.

More film pitches coming soon